THE FLOWER SONG =============== Basic version ------------- I like the flowers, I like the daffodils, I like the mountains, I like the rolling hills, I like the fireside when the lights are low... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Halowean version ---------------- I like the tridents, I like the feather D; I like Cate's tail, It does something for me; I like the devil horns - They are so horny, singing... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Mindless violence version ------------------------- Cut all the flowers, slice all the daffodils, Flatten the mountains, level the f*cking hills, Blow up the fireside, let's see it explode... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Even more violent version ------------------------- Castrate the piglets, debeak the ducklings too, Skin all the lambikins and napalm the zoo, Boil all the horses and turn them into glue... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Anti-production crew -------------------- Kill Dr. Lintott, kill Miss Bowyer too, Kill Miss Jendrzejewski, kill Mr. Evans too, Kill all the techies, we hate all they do... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Occupied territories version ---------------------------- Kill all the husbands, rape all their daughters too, Pillage their houses and run their children through, Crucify the leaders and cover them in poo... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Disturbing psychotic version ---------------------------- Knife all the bastards, and cut their faces too, Rip off their genitals and dip their heads in glue, Stuff flaming pokers where the sun don't shine... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Alcohol abuse version --------------------- Drink all the G&T, knock down the whiskey too, Sink all the white wine and pass out by the loo, Stroke fluffy pussy and puke the whole night through... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Dodgy mag version ----------------- I like FHM, I read Maxim too, I like Playboy, I read it on the loo, I like Channel 5, Fridays after dark... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Alison Dixon special version ---------------------------- [rest]I like leather, [rest] I like whips and chains, I like my handcuffs, sado-masochistic games, Come on and punish me, lead me into bed... Singing .. A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Anti-mobile version ------------------- I hate Nokia, I hate Ericsson too, I hate the networks, 'cos their reception's poo, I hate BT Cellnet but now they're called O2... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do Generic Drinking version ------------------------ I like the lager, I like the holsten pills I like the vodka, I like the Jack Daniels I like the bartender when the lights/prices* are low A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do * - delete as appropriate Farthings drinking version -------------------------- I like the vodka, I like the G&T I like big bottles, which means there's more for me I like the sideboard, when the decanters' filled Singing... A-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do-wop-a-do