Matthew is a friend of Ed's who I ended up chatting to loads before Christmas 1999. Eventually we got together between Christmas and New Year and had a fab time but settled on friends.
He has a stupid sense of humour and laughs at my jokes, and the time we spend in each other's company is rather good. He drives an ikkle Ford Ka(ck) which Mildred plays with when he visits.
Student doing computery things instead of medical things, and yes - those are antlers on his head.
Most likely to say: "Toasty warm!"