Lyssa and I have known each other for a few years since we shared a hangover morning whilst I still lived at 465. We share passions for fit boys and fast cars.

Hugely bizarre self-confidence problem considering that she's hugely stunning and gorgeous, not to mention erudite, witty, and bright-as-fuck. (Speaks about 6 languages or something silly.)

Eddie Izzard in a woman's body dressed in black.

Most likely to say: "He's lurrvely"