Oh! The saga that is my new stalker goes from strength to strength. I was slightly disappointed, however, that I only received one phone call today. Clearly he doesn't love me any more.

Nonetheless, determined I should be engraved in his mind for ever and after some consultation with Stephen, I reported him to the Orange malicious calls department and lodged a police complaint. Why shouldn't I join the party, after all?

Somewhat telling, really, that my dealings with an obsessive homophobe should be the highlight of my day. That said, I did build some rather nifty PHP, arranged drinkies with Stephen and sorted out lunch with the Voice of the Balls for sometime next week.