Franco-Belgian-Danish surreal

An alsatian went into a telegram office, took a blank form, and wrote:
'Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.' The clerk
politely told the dog: 'There are only nine words here. You could send
another woof for the same price.'

'But,' the dog replied, 'that would make no sense at all.'

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