This is a little rude...

At 5 in the morning, an associate of mine took the time to compute the rough bandwidth drawn in the human ejaculation.

the human body contains 75 MB of genetic data.
so the sperm transmits 37.5 MB, give or take a skosh.
[ed:
 select case gender
  case male: take a skosh
  case female: give a skosh
 end select]
100 million sperm in a millilitre,
2.25 ml per ejaculation, average.

the bandwidth works out to

8.4EB/s
8.4 * 10 to the 3rd terabytes
8.4 * 10 to the 6th gigabytes

9,019,431,321,600,000 bytes out of the penis per second.

aHem.


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